Reefneck Words?

SurfStone · 07-16-2005, 10:55 PM

I thought it would be funny to do a Jeff Foxworthy spoof with words from our hobby. Anyone is welcome to come up with their own an add to the reefneck dictionary.

SurfStone · 07-16-2005, 10:56 PM

Al..gae, well I don't know where those brittle worms came from.

SurfStone · 07-16-2005, 10:59 PM

Steve how can you be so shellfish and not share any of those extra tanks you got lyin around.

SurfStone · 07-16-2005, 11:01 PM

One night I was walkin through the house with the lights off..... anemone hit the coffee table in the middle of the living room.

SurfStone · 07-16-2005, 11:04 PM

Halide how'd that job interview go at the bank today.

**schrocat** · 07-17-2005, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurfStone

One night I was walkin through the house with the lights off..... anemone hit the coffee table in the middle of the living room.

***Reefland*** · 07-17-2005, 10:50 AM

Shoot, I'm not creative enough to participate in this one!

**schrocat** · 07-17-2005, 12:58 PM

why did the cowboy install fog lights on his work truck?

so calcium when it's raining hard...

***Reefland*** · 07-17-2005, 03:41 PM

Ok, that one took me a few reads.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:00 PM

When your bored you come up with some of the dumbest things... I figured last night if there can be a slang dictionary, a jeff foxworthy redneck dictionary, why can't we have our own one too.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:02 PM

No steve that tank is already sold grouper over there with the others.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:05 PM

One day I forgot to put the emergency brake on my truck and it started berlin down the road.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:07 PM

If you payed attention you'd seaweed already changed the water in that tank.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:09 PM

That tank is a good size buffer a shark you'd need to go with the bigger one.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:13 PM

Stacy was running on the concrete and fell and skilter knee.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:15 PM

Sue was cleaning under aquarium stand then filter head hit the top of the tank.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:16 PM

Man.. I can't wait til we go to Vegas I hear they got Barnacle boxing over there.

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:31 PM

Macro your paddles faster micro your paddles slower this boat is going in circles.

**Poseidon** · 07-17-2005, 06:32 PM

Funny stuff!

SurfStone · 07-17-2005, 06:36 PM

Do you want any more food ray?

whats that helen?

Moray, Moray do you want more food ray?

07-16-2005, 10:55 PM	#1
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Reefneck Words? I thought it would be funny to do a Jeff Foxworthy spoof with words from our hobby. Anyone is welcome to come up with their own an add to the reefneck dictionary. Last edited by SurfStone; 07-16-2005 at 11:03 PM.

07-16-2005, 10:56 PM	#2
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Algae Al..gae, well I don't know where those brittle worms came from.

07-16-2005, 10:59 PM	#3
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Shellfish Steve how can you be so shellfish and not share any of those extra tanks you got lyin around.

07-16-2005, 11:01 PM	#4
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Anemone One night I was walkin through the house with the lights off..... anemone hit the coffee table in the middle of the living room. Last edited by SurfStone; 07-16-2005 at 11:03 PM.

07-16-2005, 11:04 PM	#5
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Halide Halide how'd that job interview go at the bank today.

07-17-2005, 10:50 AM	#7
*Reefland* Owner Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Bardstown, KY Posts: 13,044	Shoot, I'm not creative enough to participate in this one! __________________ Scott Z. 75 Gallon Reef Log Powered by Reefland's Personal Online Aquarium Log

07-17-2005, 12:58 PM	#8
schrocat Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hilliard , Fl. Posts: 3,382	calcium why did the cowboy install fog lights on his work truck? so calcium when it's raining hard... __________________ "One man's vulgarity is another man's lyric" -Justice John Marshall Harlan "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money." -WZ

07-17-2005, 03:41 PM	#9
*Reefland* Owner Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Bardstown, KY Posts: 13,044	Ok, that one took me a few reads. __________________ Scott Z. 75 Gallon Reef Log Powered by Reefland's Personal Online Aquarium Log

07-17-2005, 06:00 PM	#10
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	When your bored you come up with some of the dumbest things... I figured last night if there can be a slang dictionary, a jeff foxworthy redneck dictionary, why can't we have our own one too.

07-17-2005, 06:02 PM	#11
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Grouper No steve that tank is already sold grouper over there with the others.

07-17-2005, 06:05 PM	#12
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Berlin One day I forgot to put the emergency brake on my truck and it started berlin down the road.

07-17-2005, 06:07 PM	#13
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Seaweed If you payed attention you'd seaweed already changed the water in that tank.

07-17-2005, 06:09 PM	#14
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Buffer That tank is a good size buffer a shark you'd need to go with the bigger one.

07-17-2005, 06:13 PM	#15
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Skilter Stacy was running on the concrete and fell and skilter knee.

07-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#16
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Filter Sue was cleaning under aquarium stand then filter head hit the top of the tank.

07-17-2005, 06:32 PM	#19
Poseidon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Swartz Creek, MI Posts: 6,363	Funny stuff! __________________ Need a Photographer? Just say NO to CRABS Mike

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07-17-2005, 06:16 PM	#17
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Barnacle Man.. I can't wait til we go to Vegas I hear they got Barnacle boxing over there. Last edited by SurfStone; 07-17-2005 at 06:20 PM.

07-17-2005, 06:31 PM	#18
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Macro and Micro Macro your paddles faster micro your paddles slower this boat is going in circles.

07-17-2005, 06:36 PM	#20
SurfStone Tenant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, Florida Posts: 58	Moray Do you want any more food ray? whats that helen? Moray, Moray do you want more food ray?

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