How Rush wants us to support our troops:

[Ninong]

Rush Limbaugh, compassionate conservative philanthropist, has a great idea on how we can show our support for our troops.

According to Rush, the best way that we can show our support for our courageous fighting men and women is to send him $49.95 for each servicemember we would like to help and he will in turn send them a one year subscription to the Rush Limbaugh newsletter!

For only $49.95 you can Adopt a Soldier. That's less than 14 cents a day. Surely you can afford 14 cents a day to sponsor a soldier? That's much less than the 80 cents a day it would cost you to sponsor a child in the Christian Children's charity.

Will I get a picture of the servicemember? No, but you will have the satisfaction of knowing that another courageous fighting man or woman will be thrilled when they receive Rush's colorful newsletter with all the latest propaganda.

What happens to the $49.95 sponsorship fee? It goes to Rush to help fund his lavish lifestyle and drug rehabilitation therapy. (Rush no longer snorts OxyContin!)

Will my servicemember receive anything else? Of course! They will receive 24/7 access to all of Rush's latest writings on his fabulous website. You can sleep well knowing that you have done your part to improve the quality of life of a courageous fighting man or woman in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Wouldn't it be better to just collect all those 50 dollar donations and buy something the servicemembers actually need to survive, like armor vest plates? No. In fact, if the soldier folds up the colorful insightful newsletters and places them inside his vest, they will provide an extra layer of protection against incoming rounds.

Do your part! Send Rush 50 bucks today so that he can provide his newsletter to another deserving fighting man or woman overseas. Support our troops now!



P.S. -- Rush would have been more than happy to do his part in Vietnam but he had an anal cyst that made him 4F and he refused medical treatment to correct his condition.

[Penguin]

Wouldn't it be better to just collect all those 50 dollar donations and buy something the servicemembers actually need to survive, like armor vest plates? No. In fact, if the soldier folds up the colorful insightful newsletters and places them inside his vest, they will provide an extra layer of protection against incoming rounds.

Or they could be used as toilet paper. That sounds like an appropriate use to me. Might not work too well though, since they're already all full of crap!

[schrocat]

Rush Rooms.

Remember those early 90's gems?

They were places that would serve lunch and have Rush blasting on the ole AM radio...(If you got there early enough you could catch the last few minutes of "Farm Report" or a local "Swap Meet".

St Augustine had 2 of them...Italian eateries with signs that said "Rush Room!".

They both eventually went out of business.

The End.

[Ninong]

I remember Rush when he was working in Sacramento and I was working in San Francisco and a sales rep from a San Francisco radio station tried to sell me on the idea of advertising on his talk radio program that they had decided to carry. That was a fun conversation! :eek3:

I wished her good luck at selling Limbaugh in San Francisco!

[romunov]

I hear he broadcasts to the troops in Iraq (and soon Iran)?