[Ninong]

And the award goes to:

Jeff Gannon

His real name is James Dale Guckert; Jeff Gannon is just his nom de guerre or nom de boudoir, whatever. Anyway, Jeff Gannon is the name he was known by in the White House press corps. Actually his professional name is "Bulldog," but that was in his other profession.

A few news highlights from the past year that show why Mr. Gannon was so deserving of this award:

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He's a killer, I tell you...

[Ninong]

By strange coincidence, Jeff Gannon's old boss, Bobby Eberle, is running for Vice Chairman of the Texas Republican Party: http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Former..._for_1222.html

[schrocat]

HO HO HO!!!!

During Christmas we observe several of our oldest traditions...
Let's raise our glasses and toast one of the oldest professions as well!

To Jeff!

[Ninong]

Yes, it was a sad day for male-escorts-turned-fake-journalists everywhere when the biased liberal media forced fake reporter Jeff Gannon (not his real name) to resign from the fake news agency that employed him to ask fake questions at staged White House press conferences.

The good news is that the White House has obviously found a qualified replacement in the person of Joe Curl, who works for the Moonie Times.

Typical Jeff Gannon question to President Bush:

"Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines. (Big lie invented by Rush Limbaugh!) Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you've said you are going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?"

Recent question from Joe Curl of the Moonie Times to President Bush:

"Mr. President, you said last night that there were only two options in Iraq -- withdraw or victory. And you asked Americans, especially opponents of the war, to reject partisan politics. Do you really expect congressional Democrats to end their partisan warfare and embrace your war strategy? And what can you do about that to make that happen?"