Police love it when the citizens are so helpful:

**Ninong** · 02-09-2006, 07:42 PM

Especially when the citizens in question are the ones about to be apprehended. How can anyone possibly be that dumb?

**Poseidon** · 02-09-2006, 08:02 PM

That is the BEST EVER!

***zhenya*** · 02-09-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

How can anyone possibly be that dumb?

Is that a trick question?

Thanks for the laugh, Ninong.

BubbaWPB · 02-09-2006, 09:47 PM

Smoke another one, boys! I don't think you're quite stoned enough yet!

underseaworld · 02-11-2006, 10:04 AM

Why did he not tell the officer that he just lost his cataract stash. Honest officer I just use it for my cataracts.

Some people just need to be put away just because

ANGRY JOHN · 02-20-2006, 03:13 PM

me and the boys at the office laughed at this for at least a half and hour and believe you may have found an award winner in the "Darwins dumbest awards". realy is anyone that stoned or is the world truly going downhill.

**schrocat** · 02-20-2006, 08:58 PM

Angry John,

Believe it or not, these incidents are not uncommon anymore.

The wierdest this month was a student out west who called the cops asking where they could buy pot.
They dismissed it as a prank, until the student showed up at the station house with 3 dollars wanting to buy a joint from the evidence locker.

http://www.leadingthecharge.com/stor...-00144597.html

marxsman · 02-20-2006, 09:42 PM

TRUST me folks. Working in that field for the last 6 years I have seen people that DUMB and some even dumber!!! It is worth a laugh to us.

vtec si · 02-20-2006, 11:39 PM

That a good one!

**schrocat** · 03-01-2006, 02:39 PM

BWAHAHAHA!!!

ST. AUGUSTINE, FL (AP) -- A man showing off his OnStar system in his Cadillac Escalade found out the system worked too well.

Ralph A. Gomez, 38, was being held in the St. Johns County Jail Wednesday on $15,000 bond on charges of possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Gomez was showing off his OnStar system to his girlfriend, but the volume was set so low that he couldn't hear the OnStar operator.

OnStar comes on many new General Motors vehicles and allows a customer to contact an OnStar representative in an emergency or to get directions.

If there is no response, OnStar contacts police.

That's what happened with Gomez on Friday night, Tom Clements, a spokesman for the St. Augustine Police Department, said Wednesday.

When police located Gomez' car, they determined there was no problem. But Clements said cocaine was clearly visible on the car's center console.

In addition to seizing $1,900 in the case, the Cadillac equipped with the OnStar system was also seized, Clements said.

There was no information available from Clements or the jail on whether Gomez has a lawyer.

lobophyllia · 03-07-2006, 10:47 PM

Officer!somebody done stoled my weed!

02-09-2006, 07:42 PM	#1
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,678	Police love it when the citizens are so helpful: Especially when the citizens in question are the ones about to be apprehended. How can anyone possibly be that dumb? __________________ Ninong

02-09-2006, 08:02 PM	#2
Poseidon Moderator Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Swartz Creek, MI Posts: 6,235	That is the BEST EVER! __________________ Need a Photographer? Just say NO to CRABS Mike

02-09-2006, 09:47 PM	#4
BubbaWPB Governor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 1,234	Smoke another one, boys! I don't think you're quite stoned enough yet! __________________ Bubba Hmmm... now that the tank is full, I could convert the pool to saltwater... Bubba's Aquarium Log

02-20-2006, 03:13 PM	#6
ANGRY JOHN Citizen Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ENGLAND/MILT Posts: 116	Darwin Awards me and the boys at the office laughed at this for at least a half and hour and believe you may have found an award winner in the "Darwins dumbest awards". realy is anyone that stoned or is the world truly going downhill.

02-20-2006, 08:58 PM	#7
schrocat Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hilliard , Fl. Posts: 3,364	Angry John, Believe it or not, these incidents are not uncommon anymore. The wierdest this month was a student out west who called the cops asking where they could buy pot. They dismissed it as a prank, until the student showed up at the station house with 3 dollars wanting to buy a joint from the evidence locker. http://www.leadingthecharge.com/stor...-00144597.html __________________ "One man's vulgarity is another man's lyric" -Justice John Marshall Harlan "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money." -WZ

02-11-2006, 10:04 AM	#5
underseaworld Citizen Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tonopah, AZ Posts: 205	Why did he not tell the officer that he just lost his cataract stash. Honest officer I just use it for my cataracts. Some people just need to be put away just because

02-20-2006, 09:42 PM	#8
marxsman Citizen Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO Posts: 244	TRUST me folks. Working in that field for the last 6 years I have seen people that DUMB and some even dumber!!! It is worth a laugh to us. __________________ John

02-20-2006, 11:39 PM	#9
vtec si Governor Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Denver co, USA Posts: 1,007	That a good one! __________________ VTEC SI

03-01-2006, 02:39 PM	#10
schrocat Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hilliard , Fl. Posts: 3,364	Busted by Onstar!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! ST. AUGUSTINE, FL (AP) -- A man showing off his OnStar system in his Cadillac Escalade found out the system worked too well. Ralph A. Gomez, 38, was being held in the St. Johns County Jail Wednesday on $15,000 bond on charges of possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church and possession of drug paraphernalia. Gomez was showing off his OnStar system to his girlfriend, but the volume was set so low that he couldn't hear the OnStar operator. OnStar comes on many new General Motors vehicles and allows a customer to contact an OnStar representative in an emergency or to get directions. If there is no response, OnStar contacts police. That's what happened with Gomez on Friday night, Tom Clements, a spokesman for the St. Augustine Police Department, said Wednesday. When police located Gomez' car, they determined there was no problem. But Clements said cocaine was clearly visible on the car's center console. In addition to seizing $1,900 in the case, the Cadillac equipped with the OnStar system was also seized, Clements said. There was no information available from Clements or the jail on whether Gomez has a lawyer. __________________ "One man's vulgarity is another man's lyric" -Justice John Marshall Harlan "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money." -WZ

03-07-2006, 10:47 PM	#11
lobophyllia Just Moved In Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: indiana Posts: 44	Officer!somebody done stoled my weed! __________________ [insert clever signature here]

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