Attn: Ladies --- Let Sean Hannity help you find Mr. Right:

**Ninong** · 03-12-2006, 10:03 AM

Still looking for that special someone to spend the rest of your life with? Someone to take ownership of your uterus? Someone to keep you in your place while you keep his? Well, help is on the way. Mr. Sean Hannity, conservative Christian patriot, has generously provided a website called Hannidate where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet.

Here are a few typical Sean Hannity-approved marriage prospects for your consideration:

Member ID: R001520 Republican Fundraiser

Member ID: C001420 Conservative Crusader

Member ID: S001515 International Entrepreneur

You had better hurry ladies because these eligible conservative Christian gentlemen won't last long. Make your choice now before Ann Coulter snags one of them.

**schrocat** · 03-12-2006, 10:42 AM

***zhenya*** · 03-12-2006, 11:40 AM

Yikes!

Frag Hag · 03-12-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Still looking for that special someone to spend the rest of your life with? Someone to take ownership of your uterus?

<Snort>

With four children listed in their profiles, it seems to me that two of these fine specimens have already been busy in the uterus leasing department.

almostdiva · 03-13-2006, 10:09 AM

okey-dokey...

I first thought this was a joke, but apparently not..

I find it HY-larious that both mr. In't Entrepreneur and Mr. Fundraiser list their fav food as "American". What exactly IS that anyway??? I also appreciate that Mr. Crusader "dresses conservatively b/c he is a conservative"

**Ninong** · 03-13-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by almostdiva

I first thought this was a joke, but apparently not..

They didn't intend it to be a joke but jokes are in the eye of the beholder, if you know what I mean.

Too many conservative ladies (and gentlemen) were frustrated in finding an acceptable soulmate. Ladies who thought they were dating Rush Limbaugh would be disappointed to find out their date was really George Clooney. And guys who thought they were going out with Ann Coulter would be dismayed to discover their date was really Angelina Jolie. Mr. Sean Hannity realized that this was an area where he could use his talents in the service of mankind while making a killing off all these desperate losers at the same time.

With Hannidate, you don't have to worry about your date taking you to a fancy French restaurant and the ballet instead of Joe's Barbeque and NASCAR. And they're not likely to use big words you can't understand. Your chances of meeting anyone who believes in the evil evolution theory are slim to none.

Some of the standard abbreviatons have a slightly different meaning on Mr. Hannity's website. For example: BYOL = bring your own loofah.

The Grim Reefer · 03-13-2006, 12:35 PM

I backed down the address to see if it was for real. It takes you to Hannity's website. Political dating, GADS!!!

romunov · 03-17-2006, 12:42 PM

Anything to produce republican soldiers. I wonder if hannidate is sponsored by the white house?

03-12-2006, 10:03 AM	#1
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,724	Attn: Ladies --- Let Sean Hannity help you find Mr. Right: Still looking for that special someone to spend the rest of your life with? Someone to take ownership of your uterus? Someone to keep you in your place while you keep his? Well, help is on the way. Mr. Sean Hannity, conservative Christian patriot, has generously provided a website called Hannidate where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Here are a few typical Sean Hannity-approved marriage prospects for your consideration: Member ID: R001520 Republican Fundraiser Member ID: C001420 Conservative Crusader Member ID: S001515 International Entrepreneur You had better hurry ladies because these eligible conservative Christian gentlemen won't last long. Make your choice now before Ann Coulter snags one of them. __________________ Ninong

03-12-2006, 10:42 AM	#2
schrocat Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Hilliard , Fl. Posts: 3,365	__________________ "One man's vulgarity is another man's lyric" -Justice John Marshall Harlan "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money." -WZ

03-12-2006, 11:40 AM	#3
*zhenya* Owner Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: new jersey,usa Posts: 7,722	Yikes! __________________ Kind regards, Gene.

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almostdiva Mayor Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 963	okey-dokey... I first thought this was a joke, but apparently not.. I find it HY-larious that both mr. In't Entrepreneur and Mr. Fundraiser list their fav food as "American". What exactly IS that anyway??? I also appreciate that Mr. Crusader "dresses conservatively b/c he is a conservative"

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romunov Citizen Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Slovenia Posts: 111	Anything to produce republican soldiers. I wonder if hannidate is sponsored by the white house?

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