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Old 03-14-2006, 03:53 PM   #1
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Bush Administration stops another terrorist plot

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
calculator.
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At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI
is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a
fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means
and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute
value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to
every triangle' ".
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When asked to comment on the arrest,
President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".
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