Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children!

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.