No, not one of Dick Cheney's daughters. Deputy Leader Dick holds the record for drunk driving arrests in that family.

No, not Jenna or her twin sister what's-her-name either. Dubya's the only one with a drunk driving conviction in that family but their mommy did kill a guy once by running a stop sign at 50 mph. The twins have been frequently photographed drunk in public but they never drive themselves, especially when they've been drinking. They both have previous arrests for using phony ID's to buy booze when they were underage.

Give up?

It was one of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's daughters who was arrested in Illinois and charged with DUI and child endangerment. She was taken into custody and one of the officers drove her small children to a family friend's home.

It seems another motorist called in a report of a drunken driver at the local McDonald's. As far as I know, she wasn't charged with child endangerment for taking them to McDonald's, just for driving them around while drunk!