[Ninong]

I think you just have to read this story for yourself to believe it! Here.


Kuch's defense attorney, Kathryn Fehrman, argued that Michigan's statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog.

Kuch is accused of sexual contact with the carcass of his girlfriend's dog on Oct. 20, about a week after the animal had been hit by a car. The alleged crime occurred near the Forest Day Care Center, 2169 W. Midland Road, on a school day. The teacher was leading an Animal Control officer to the dead dog so he could dispose of it when the pair discovered Kuch, who allegedly scuffled with the officer before fleeing into the woods.

P.S. -- Another reason you should follow the link above to check out the story yourself is so that you can see whose picture they placed next to this story. Coincidence? I think not.

Just in case they change the front page, here is the way it looks right now. Cheney's picture is next to this headline:

Judge says local suspect will stand trial for sodomy

The only story on the front page is the one about the guy charged with doing it with his girlfriend's dead dog. There is nothing about Cheney's story on the front page. Just Cheney's picture!

[RHINO13]

Ninong,

That is sick! (some people are so #*#$ing weird)

Now under Dick's Pic it tells about the suicide bombings( I surprised he didn't have a heart attack)

[Ninong]

Yes, they did have a caption in small print under Cheney's picture but there was nothing else about him on the front page, just the story about the guy and the dead dog.

The dead dog story's headline was in very large print right next to Cheney's picture.

Caption under Cheney's picture:

Dick Cheney is OK after a
suicide bombing outside the
main U.S. military base in
Afghanistan. The Taliban
claims responsibility and says
Cheney was the target.


OK, here it is:

[Frag Hag]

Yaak.

The poor girlfriend. It's bad enough when you have to deal with your boyfriend boinking the best friend, relative, or co-worker, etc.... Boinking the dead and decomposing pet brings betrayal to a new height.

Stories like this really make me miss Jerry Springfield.

Shay

[Poseidon]

That is........ That is................... That is............... GROSS! I am at a loss for words!

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by Ninong

Kuch's defense attorney, Kathryn Fehrman, argued that Michigan's statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog.

Is there no limit to the depths defense attorneys will stoop to?

[schrocat]

Originally Posted by Penguin

Is there no limit to the depths defense attorneys will stoop to?

What's so depth-tacular about pointing out that a law may not mention or cover interspecies necrophilia?

Hopefully Congress picks up on this outrage.
Not that I really care...

...I just want to see GW's signing statement on that one.

[wozza]

I just want to see GW's signing statement on that one.

hahahaha awsome!!!

[Ninong]

OK, this story is not as strange as the guy with the dead dog but it's pretty strange nonetheless.

If I ever come across anything worse that the dead dog story, it probably won't be fit to publish on this website anyway.

[schrocat]

Originally Posted by Ninong

If I ever come across anything worse that the dead dog story, it probably won't be fit to publish on this website anyway.

Got my vote.
The dead dog story...

All hail the benchmark.

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by schrocat

What's so depth-tacular about pointing out that a law may not mention or cover interspecies necrophilia?

I suppose they are just doing their job. But the dude got caught in the act. Take it like a man.