Utah GOP: Satan is using illegal immigrants to destroy Christian America and...

[Ninong]

...replace it with a godless new world order.

How do I know that? Because I read it in a resolution proposed by Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party. Satan's minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.

I also learned that "illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to destroy Christian America and replace it with a godless new world order." "And that is not extremism, that is fact," Chairman Larsen said.

Wow! I didn't know that.

Another thing I didn't realize before is that "illegal immigrants are Marxist and under the influence of the devil." And illegal immigrants should not be allowed because "they are not going to become Republicans." I always suspected that illegal immigrants were less likely to become Republicans but it's nice to hear it confirmed by some official Republicans.

And illegal immigrants are trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. by "self invasion." Does anybody know what that means? It sounds scary! Kinda like the invasion of the body snatchers.

Chairman Larsen also warned that, "If the Democrats take over the country, we will be dead, and we will have abortion and partial-birth abortion and the Republican Party will go into extinction."

Lt. Governor Gary Herbert said Utah County Republicans are "guided by correct principles" and are "the best of the best" of the Republican Party. Well, I guess I'll just have to take the Lieutenant Governor's word on that. If he thinks Chairman Larsen is the "best of the best of the Republican Party," who am I to disagree?

On a personal note, Enid Greene, state Republican Party chair, announced to applause that she will remarry in a few months. Is Enid a woman's name? I never knew that either. Ms Greene's first marriage came to an infamous end during her tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives when her husband, Joe Waldholtz, who was her campaign manager, was charged with embezzling. He eventually pled guilty to campaign fraud and other charges.

Ms Greene also said she was disappointed in BYU professors who protested Dick Cheney's visit to campus, calling them "self-appointed intellectuals." Ms Greene suggested that a boycott of their classes by students would be nice gesture in retaliation.

As everyone knows, there is nothing worse than an intellectual college professor. We should thank the Utah Republican Party for doing everything in their power to eliminate these intellectuals before they turn our kids into Democrats!

Utah Republicans! The best of the best! Keeping America safe from Satan!

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[zhenya]

And illegal immigrants should not be allowed because "they are not going to become Republicans." I always suspected that illegal immigrants were less likely to become Republicans but it's nice to hear it confirmed by some official Republicans.

This is funny, my first vote was as a Republican but I later realized that they were all insane and so I became a Democrat.
I was so afraid that Democrats were all marxists ( I was legal immigrant, you know... ) that I thought Republicans would be my party of choice after all those years under comminist rule.
Little did I know how looney and dangerous this people from Republican party are...