[Bughead]

CHAPTER 1

Revenge was improtant to stress relief because Venusians' antibodies deteriorated into their musical chairs. Newbie worm juice extractors could never concede, no matter how tempting Cheetos smell.

Ted's (with picture of Ted Koppel) hairpiece was illegitimate. Threatening violence towards OPRAH, toddlers maliciously rioted in diapers, as mice-droppings rained on Schrocat's box of Cracker Jacks.

Meanwhile, disposable politicians passed gas while trying to take lollipops out to the theater. Somehow, moviegoers undertook clandestine attempts to overwhelm popcorn venders, armed only with castonets.

Throughout, but not within the confines of Southeast Antarctica--Antarctica?--Yes, that's precisely the region where nobody dares risking simultaneous launches of Martian sewer waste into orbit.

If anyone questions the intentions of leprechans deceiving thespians of character parts before Act 13, they commenced retalliation by way of silly-string drive-by's with minibikes.

These perpetrators ritualistically imposed Lee Press-on Nails onto telephones.

Mr. Bill really enjoys making up monologues exposing weaknesses between vehicles' rear tires.

"Reefers unite!" cried PETA opponents, "they're attempting to disband T-ball for their muskrats."