Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

**scubadude** · 08-12-2007, 08:52 AM

My Dad got this list from work and it sure made me smile, hope it does same for you guys

A day with out sunshine is like night
on the other hand, you have different fingers
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
remember half the people you know are below average
he who laughs last, thinks the slowest
depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have
a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
change is inevitable except from vending machines
if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
how many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? raise my hand
Ok, so whats the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
what happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
why do phsychics have to ask your name?
inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "what the heck happened"
Just remember- - if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off
light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
life isnt like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tommorow

***zhenya*** · 08-12-2007, 11:59 AM

This are cool, Rocky. Sure made me smile as well.

**Poseidon** · 08-12-2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scubadude

light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Thanks Rocky! This my favorite!

weez1959 · 08-12-2007, 10:34 PM

and my favorite:

a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

**charlie** · 08-13-2007, 01:21 PM

Aw heck, they are all good!!!!!!!! Thanx

**SPasse** · 08-14-2007, 08:50 PM

Hi All,

It’s apparently not OK to hit your newborn baby on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when it poops in it's diaper.

Scott

jenn78 · 08-22-2007, 11:14 PM

"I don't care who you are that's funny right there"

08-12-2007, 08:52 AM	#1
scubadude Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 5,319	Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy My Dad got this list from work and it sure made me smile, hope it does same for you guys A day with out sunshine is like night on the other hand, you have different fingers 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name remember half the people you know are below average he who laughs last, thinks the slowest depression is merely anger without enthusiasm the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory change is inevitable except from vending machines if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments how many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? raise my hand Ok, so whats the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines what happens if you get scared half to death, twice? why do phsychics have to ask your name? inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "what the heck happened" Just remember- - if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. life isnt like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tommorow __________________ Rocky

08-12-2007, 11:59 AM	#2
*zhenya* Owner Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: new jersey,usa Posts: 7,639	Re: Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy This are cool, Rocky. Sure made me smile as well. __________________ Kind regards, Gene.

08-12-2007, 10:34 PM	#4
weez1959 Contributing Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Otterburn Park, Quebec Posts: 1,288	Re: Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy and my favorite: a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory __________________ Louise Click my avatar to see my tank, it's getting so perdy!! Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

08-13-2007, 01:21 PM	#5
charlie Keeper of Willis Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NW Montana Posts: 6,334	Re: Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy Aw heck, they are all good!!!!!!!! Thanx __________________ 400 Gallon Reef Log Rome wasn't built in a day---neither is a reef

08-14-2007, 08:50 PM	#6
SPasse Moderator Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Forney Texas USA Posts: 2,307	Re: Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy Hi All, It’s apparently not OK to hit your newborn baby on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when it poops in it's diaper. Scott __________________ Founding Member – Rocky Mountain Reef Club You can see my former reeftank at http://www.sdpasse.com Last edited by SPasse; 08-14-2007 at 09:02 PM.

08-22-2007, 11:14 PM	#7
jenn78 New in Town Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 3	Re: Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy "I don't care who you are that's funny right there"

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