Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

**scubadude** · 08-12-2007, 06:52 AM

My Dad got this list from work and it sure made me smile, hope it does same for you guys

A day with out sunshine is like night
on the other hand, you have different fingers
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
remember half the people you know are below average
he who laughs last, thinks the slowest
depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have
a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
change is inevitable except from vending machines
if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
how many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? raise my hand
Ok, so whats the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
what happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
why do phsychics have to ask your name?
inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "what the heck happened"
Just remember- - if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off
light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
life isnt like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tommorow

***zhenya*** · 08-12-2007, 09:59 AM

This are cool, Rocky. Sure made me smile as well.

**Poseidon** · 08-12-2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by scubadude

light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Thanks Rocky! This my favorite!

**weez1959** · 08-12-2007, 08:34 PM

and my favorite:

a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

**charlie** · 08-13-2007, 11:21 AM

Aw heck, they are all good!!!!!!!! Thanx

**SPasse** · 08-14-2007, 06:50 PM

Hi All,

It’s apparently not OK to hit your newborn baby on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when it poops in it's diaper.

Scott

**jenn78** · 08-22-2007, 09:14 PM

"I don't care who you are that's funny right there"

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