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What the hell???


The House Sergeant at Arms and the Senate Sergeant at Arms drop their handkerchiefs to signal the end of the 2008 legislative session Friday at the Capitol in Tallahassee, Florida.

No, I have no idea why this ritual is necessary.

So, did the Florida state legislature accomplish anything of note?

Glad you asked.

A bill signed by Governor Crist makes it illegal for employers to fire employees who choose to bring their guns to work provided they leave said guns locked in their car in the parking lot until actually needed in an emergency and provided the pistol-packing employee has a permit to carry a concealed weapon. Only 500,000 Floridians are authorized to carry a concealed weapon. Remember when Florida passed that shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later law? It's legal in Florida to shoot someone if you think they pose a threat to your safety.

What about that anti-bestiality law? It failed to pass. Bestiality is still legal in Florida.

What about that bill to outlaw attaching decorations to the rear bumper of your pickup truck modeled after bull testicles? It passed the Senate but failed in the House, so Truck Nutz are still legal in Florida.

They did manage to pass a bill outlawing motorcycle wheelies. I wonder if wheelies are illegal in New York, too? Maybe that's why that 26-yr-old retard pulled that stunt in front of the cops?

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