Cubs Joke

[fishguy_8]

Ok i heard this one today and about split a gut.....cardinal fans you'll love it

A first grade teacher explains to her class that
she is a Cubs' fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they,
too, are Cubs' fans. Everyone is the class raises their hands except one
little girl.  The  teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie,why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs' fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you
are not a Cubs' fan, then
of what team are you a fan?"
"I am a Cardinals' fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Janie,
please tell us why you are a Cardinals' fan?"

"Because my mom is a Cardinals' fan, and my dad is
a Cardinals' fan, so I'm a Cardinals' fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed
tone, "That is not a reason
for you to be a Cardinals' fan.  You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a
moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be
then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs' fan."


Love it!!
Jon

[Mikeman]

laugh now but when they are in the world seres(sp) playing the twins I will be alone laughingHAHAHA

[wgscott]

Now replace "Cubs Fan" with "Christain" and "Cardinal's Fan" with "Athiest" and you have yourself a truly entertaining joke.

[Ninong]

Originally posted by wgscott
"Christain" and "Athiest"

Good grief, WG, did you have to mangle the spelling of both of them?

Ninong

P.S. - Has it been too peaceful in this forum for the past 48 hours? Maybe I should alert Schrocat to recharge the fire extinguishers.

[wgscott]

Wlel I ddi thta so as ont ot offned any Christains or Athiests woh migth be reeding this.

Dislexics of the World, Untie!

[schrocat]

:eek3:

[Rin]