[fishguy_8]

Ok i heard this one today and about split a gut.....cardinal fans you'll love it

A first grade teacher explains to her class that
she is a Cubs' fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they,
too, are Cubs' fans. Everyone is the class raises their hands except one
little girl.* The* teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie,why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs' fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you
are not a Cubs' fan, then
of what team are you a fan?"
"I am a Cardinals' fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.* "Janie,
please tell us why you are a Cardinals' fan?"

"Because my mom is a Cardinals' fan, and my dad is
a Cardinals' fan, so I'm a Cardinals' fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed
tone, "That is not a reason
for you to be a Cardinals' fan.* You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were a
moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be
then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs' fan."


Love it!!
Jon

[Mikeman]

laugh now but when they are in the world seres(sp) playing the twins I will be alone laughingHAHAHA

[wgscott]

Now replace "Cubs Fan" with "Christain" and "Cardinal's Fan" with "Athiest" and you have yourself a truly entertaining joke.

[Ninong]

Originally posted by wgscott
"Christain" and "Athiest"

Good grief, WG, did you have to mangle the spelling of both of them?

Ninong

P.S. - Has it been too peaceful in this forum for the past 48 hours? Maybe I should alert Schrocat to recharge the fire extinguishers.

[wgscott]

Wlel I ddi thta so as ont ot offned any Christains or Athiests woh migth be reeding this.

Dislexics of the World, Untie!

[schrocat]

[Rin]