Prophet and Lunatic, Pat Robertson, predicting nuclear war. Again!

I've seen this movie before. Pat must be rerunning some of his greatest hits. We've had "meteors" wiping out school boards that dared vote against teaching magic in science class, we've had hurricanes destroying Disneyworld because of a gay parade, or gay day, or something like that. We've had a tsunami wiping out Seattle (that was just last year). Now we're back to the nuclear war thing again.

But hey, you have "between 75 and 120 days" to get out of the country, or at least move to Omaha, which is pretty much the same thing. I think New Zealand would be safer.

What's this all about, you ask? Well, according to Pat, Israel will attack Iran and that "will be the trigger."

When is Israel going to do this? "Between Nov. 4 and the inauguration of the United States’ new president." Actually that's less than 120 days but I think Pat wrote this prophesy sometime in September. He got it out as soon as he could after he got finished talking to God.

God told Pat that Russia will enter the war between Iran and Israel but the United States will not. Israel is going to be pissed at Pat for saying that God told him that the US will not come to Israel's defense in a war with Russia.

However, even though the US will not enter this war, "we may not be spared nuclear strikes against coastal cities." Pat doesn't explain why Russia would launch nuclear strikes against our coastal cities if we're not taking part in the war. Maybe Pat thinks Iran has nuclear weapons? Maybe he thinks they have nuclear-armed missiles that they could launch from their huge fleet of nuclear submarines? Pat knows a lot of stuff, so you never know.

What about "meteors" or tsunamis? Nope, nothing about any "meteors" or tsunamis, just "nuclear strikes against coastal cities" sometime between November 4, 2008 and January 20, 2009.

Don't say you haven't been warned.