...and an undeclared eggplant.

[Ninong]

What else did customs officials find besides "an undeclared eggplant?"

Following a trip to the Middle East, an Australian man was busted carrying "an undeclared eggplant" and what else?

(a) Seeds in his money belt.

(b) Two eggs in a vitamin container.

(c) Two live pigeons stuffed in his pants.

(d) All of the above.




And the answer, including photographic proof, is: All of the above.




Pigeon-toed?

[zhenya]

That's something I would never guess...
Pigeon-toed I mean...

What the heck he was going to do with those pigeons? Send messages?

[Lucid]

The customs official must have thought he was on a tv show...
Those pigeons look cozy stuffed in there too.

[Ninong]

We have a new winner...

...an inspector spotted bird feathers and droppings on his socks and tail feathers peeking out from under his pants, prosecutors said.

Yes, those darn tail feathers peeking out from under your pants will do it every time.

Photo evidence.