Guess what the Executive Director of the Arizona Republican Party was busted for.

[Ninong]

No, it wasn't for cruising the men's room...

...that was so last year.

He was busted for driving 109 mph in a 65 mph zone and he was caught by one of those fancy speed cameras. Haha!

And he was busted in his Arizona Republican Party Executive Director's executive office in front of the entire staff at the Arizona Republican Party Headquarters. Haha!

Since the GOP believes in being tough on crime, I'm sure he will want the judge to give him a stiff sentence.

You can read the hilarious details here. Mug shot included.

P.S. -- When I first saw his last name I figured this had to be a story about a gay pornstar but it's just about some dorky GOP dude with a 2008 Mustang crotch extender. Does he always dress like that at work or was he getting ready to go bowling?

[Ninong]

Republicans Do the Funniest Things

NOVI, Mich. (AP) - Police say they caught a married county official having sex with another woman on the sidewalk in the Detroit suburb of Novi.

Republican Commissioner Kim Capello was arraigned Tuesday on an indecent exposure charge, which carries up to 93 days in jail.

The AP writer who wrote this piece must have graduated from the Wal-Mart School of Journalism. The first sentence implies that two women were caught having sex on the sidewalk. "A married county official having sex with another woman" means they were both women. But the married county official is acually a man. A man named "Kim."

What the writer meant to say was "they caught a married county official having sex with a woman who was not his wife."

Later down in the article they finally tell you that "police found an unclothed man and woman." Unclothed is another way of saying they were stark naked and going at it like two dogs in heat right there on the sidewalk.

Capello tells WXYZ-TV he "started out with good intentions" when he began walking the woman home from a bar before his actions took a wrong turn.

Anyway, compared to most of the other Goppie sex exploits from last year, I guess having sex on the sidewalk means things are looking up for the GOP. Stay classy, Goppies.

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