NOW HIRING: Professional clown needed. Apply to Dept. of the Treasury...

[Ninong]

Bureau of Public Debt's Employees Are Depressed

It must be that $11 trillion debt. That's enough to depress anyone. Anyway, if you are a professional clown and are interested in a job at the Department of the Treasury, Bureau of Public Debt, then just click on the link below. Apparently they need some cheering up.

Humor In The Workplace

Solicitation Number: RFI-BPD-09-0028
Agency: Department of the Treasury
Office: Bureau of the Public Debt (BPD)
Location: Division of Procurement

The Contractor shall conduct two, 3-hour, Humor in the Workplace programs that will discuss the power of humor in the workplace, the close relationship between humor and stress, and why humor is one of the most important ways that we communicate in business and office life. Participants shall experience demonstrations of cartoons being created on the spot. The contractor shall have the ability to create cartoons on the spot about BPD jobs. The presenter shall refrain from using any foul language during the presentation. This is a business environment and we need the presenter to address a business audience.

[Ninong]

Not So Funny

Democratic Senator calls Treasury Department and asks them what the hell they were thinking.

The Bureau of the Public Debt's employees will have to remain humorless as the position of professional clown will go unfilled.