You might be the dumbest person in the world if...

[Ninong]

...You e-mailed a bomb threat to an airline using your own home computer.

...You e-mailed in the bomb threat because you wanted a certain flight to be delayed.

...You wanted that flight to be delayed because your boss was booked on it and he was running a little late.

...Your boss was running a little late because of your fault and you figured this would be a great way to delay the plane.

Here.

[Parrothead]

The world needs an enima (sp) you get the idea