The Saints will win because of Katrina. Haven't you been paying attention to the teevee machine?
And Dree Brees has to play against Indianapolis even though he went to Purdue and Peyton Manning has to play against New Orleans even though he's a New Orleanian. That's important to know, according to the teevee machine. That will somehow affect the outcome of the game.
And Archie Manning is a Saints hero who will be pulling for Indy because his son plays for Indy. But that's okay. You have to remember that.
And Drew Brees and his wife are best friends with Cooper Manning and his wife. After all, they all live in New Orleans. That's something else that will affect the game.
In another 20 minutes or so, we will be treated to 8 or 9 hours of non-stop trivia courtesy of CBS. That includes trivia during the game. I can hardly wait.
What can they possibly talk about for that long before the game even starts? Will they interview Newman High School students to see if they're pulling for Peyton and the Colts or Dree and the Saints? (They're pulling for the Saints even though they love Peyton to death.)
Will they interview Purdue students? Will they interview Tennessee students? Gotta fill all those hours with something.
And during the game, will they cut away to Kim Kardashian every time Reggie Bush does something good? You betcha! Drinking game: take a shot every time they give us a shot of Kim Kardashian. Or Archie Manning. Here's my over/under on total number of shots of both: 5. We will see a total of at least five head shots of those two during the game. Could run as high as 7 if it's a high-scoring game or if Peyton gets sacked a lot and is slow getting up.
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