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08-14-2001, 12:37 PM
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Name that book contest...
OK, the publisher has asked us to come up with suggestions for the title of a new fiction/non-fiction (?) literary masterpiece that they are paying $10 million for, and no, Harry Potter's name is not part of the title.
Here is my entry, but I'm sure you can do better. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (My years in the White House) by Bill Clinton, foreward by Gary Condit. Excerpt: "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky... but in high school we called it third base." Ninong 
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08-14-2001, 01:19 PM
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1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish
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08-15-2001, 08:36 AM
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"All the Presidents Women" by Bill Clinton
Forward by L. Flynt
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08-15-2001, 12:59 PM
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The Best Nude Beaches in the West Indies
or I Cheat, I Lie, but I'm still better than George Bush |
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08-15-2001, 02:28 PM
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"brown spots on the wall" by Hu Flung Sh!T
or "Yellow River" by I. P. Freely mark  |
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08-15-2001, 06:00 PM
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US News wins...
"King Leer"
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08-16-2001, 05:09 PM
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No NO, I said pull my FINGER......
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08-17-2001, 11:32 AM
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''I swear to tell the TRUTH, nothing but the TRUTH, so help me GOD"
by Bill Clinton
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08-17-2001, 12:36 PM
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I Can't Get No Satisfaction: The Security Guards Keep Objecting! by Marilyn Manson.
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08-18-2001, 01:20 PM
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"I'm the Cuban with the Biggest Cigar"
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08-19-2001, 11:23 AM
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SPECIAL HOLIDAYS
Christmas New years Lewinsky Day Thanksgiving
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08-19-2001, 05:25 PM
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"Successful Public Speaking" By G. W. Bush; Forward by Dan Quale
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08-22-2001, 11:58 AM
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Pop! Goes the Hamster, and Other Fun Microwave Games or
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy or The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables -Heh, heh, heh Murchadh
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