Taliban issues new threat...

**Ninong** · 10-06-2001, 08:28 PM

Taliban Threaten to Attack Allah

Officials of Afghanistan's ruling Taliban on Saturday threatened to attack Allah if he allowed U.S. forces to attack Afghanistan, Taliban-run radio reported.

According to Sheriat, the Taliban's state-run radio station, spiritual leader Mullah Omar Mohammed said: "Allah is great, and his will is supreme, but if he aids the infidel in this holy war, we will be forced to attack Allah in the name of Allah. We know that Allah always takes the side of his true believers, and that we are the only true believers. Therefore, if Allah chooses not to aid us, we will assume that Allah is going against the will of Allah and we will declare Jihad against him."

Asked for his reaction to this latest threat, British Prime Minister Tony Blair was quoted by Reuters as saying: "He's gone round the bend. You can't attack Allah, and certainly not in the name of Allah." In a quick retort to Blair's statement, the Taliban demanded evidence that you can't attack Allah.

Ninong

P.S. - Thanks to Cheese Sandwich, who posted this first on Reefs.org

**golfish** · 10-06-2001, 09:49 PM

Makes you wonder what them guys are smokin over there

organicreefer · 10-06-2001, 11:39 PM

ninong,its a joke ,right?

**Ninong** · 10-06-2001, 11:54 PM

Of course!

organicreefer · 10-06-2001, 11:55 PM

i guess its just not that funny

**Ninong** · 10-07-2001, 12:16 AM

satire, n. 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, etc., in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which vices, abuses, follies, etc. are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

organicreefer · 10-07-2001, 12:20 AM

ninong,thanks for expanding my vocabulary

Caesar Augustus · 10-10-2001, 11:01 AM

I found it rather amusing myself

Steve · 10-10-2001, 02:09 PM

Very Funny!

10-06-2001, 08:28 PM	#1
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,500	Taliban issues new threat... Taliban Threaten to Attack Allah Officials of Afghanistan's ruling Taliban on Saturday threatened to attack Allah if he allowed U.S. forces to attack Afghanistan, Taliban-run radio reported. According to Sheriat, the Taliban's state-run radio station, spiritual leader Mullah Omar Mohammed said: "Allah is great, and his will is supreme, but if he aids the infidel in this holy war, we will be forced to attack Allah in the name of Allah. We know that Allah always takes the side of his true believers, and that we are the only true believers. Therefore, if Allah chooses not to aid us, we will assume that Allah is going against the will of Allah and we will declare Jihad against him." Asked for his reaction to this latest threat, British Prime Minister Tony Blair was quoted by Reuters as saying: "He's gone round the bend. You can't attack Allah, and certainly not in the name of Allah." In a quick retort to Blair's statement, the Taliban demanded evidence that you can't attack Allah. Ninong P.S. - Thanks to Cheese Sandwich, who posted this first on Reefs.org

10-10-2001, 02:09 PM	#9
Steve Council Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: DeForest, WI, USA Posts: 259	Very Funny! __________________ Wisconsin Reef Society Member

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10-06-2001, 09:49 PM	#2
golfish Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Alta Loma,Ca Posts: 2,925	Makes you wonder what them guys are smokin over there

10-06-2001, 11:39 PM	#3
organicreefer Governor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Northern CA Posts: 2,171	ninong,its a joke ,right?

10-06-2001, 11:54 PM	#4
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,500	Of course!

10-06-2001, 11:55 PM	#5
organicreefer Governor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Northern CA Posts: 2,171	i guess its just not that funny

10-07-2001, 12:16 AM	#6
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,500	satire, n. 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, etc., in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which vices, abuses, follies, etc. are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

10-07-2001, 12:20 AM	#7
organicreefer Governor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Northern CA Posts: 2,171	ninong,thanks for expanding my vocabulary

10-10-2001, 11:01 AM	#8
Caesar Augustus Mayor Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Birmingham,AL U.S.A. Posts: 980	I found it rather amusing myself

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