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Old 05-14-2002, 07:47 PM   #41
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Originally posted by Andrew007
[b]Well...to make it short, we see sh!t hitting the fan soon.
Well well, I see my dear Tupperware-chested friend is getting jumpy again (...not that you don't have reasons enough though)

Mr. Hey-Joaco-you-darn-dinosaur-why-do-you-still-carry-that-old-piece-of-junk-in-your-holster left the country again, he is taking care of some stuff he left back in Germany.
When I suggested he should stay there for the safety of the Argentine citizens he still didn't kill by chance so far, he didn't look very amused

Jokes aside, I'm back at Reefland. I will start to show up slowly (time restrictions) but I will be here.

Thanks for all your support and kind words while I was away (special thanks to Chris who helped me soo much from Texas! buddy you are my hero!)

Joaco
ps: family is safe, fishies are safe, I'm safe. But Andrew is a loose cannonball
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Old 05-15-2002, 08:39 PM   #42
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Hey Joaco,
Over the past couple of months Ive been working on putting a network together. Through contacts I have in Jamaica, Columbia, Costa Rica, and Brazil, as well as contacts at an off-shore oil rig. The planning process is over and now Operation Coke Mule is scedualed to begin on friday 0800 hrs. The planning process involved training carrier pigeons to fly down to Jamaica, where my Jamaican contact Sampson will intercept the message. From there, He will cross the Gulf and end up in Costa Rica via kayak. Once there Sampson will relay the message to Juan Sanchez and Gerard Vargas, both members of the Costa Rican Underground. Once the message is recieved Gerard will have to create a diversion while Juan gains the trust of a colony of spider monkeys who will inturn help him in his journey to Columbia. The in order to make a diversion, Gerard will have to procure a whirly-bird helicopter, from there he will fly south by south-west and crash by a small village in the Andes Mountains.

The diversion should draw enough attention to let Juan and the colony of spider monkeys slip into Columbia without a problem. Once there, Juan will meet up with a member of the local resistance, once Juan says the third word in the second paragraph of the message, the resistance member will throw the dominant monkey against a rock, thereby disrupting the pecking order of the monkey colony and social disorder among the monkeys will follow shortly. After four days of of Chaos and Disorder one monkey will stand up above the rest, this monkey will be the one that will 'volunteer' to be catapulted to our contact at the off-shore oil rig, once the monkey lands on the oil rig, Pedro Martinez will sound a bear horn three times. Upon hearing the bear horn, an Ex-Navy SEAL will deploy a zodiak raft and paddle to the coast of Chile, from there he will hike towards brazil for 3 months which should be adequate time for him to reach Buenos Aires. Before he gets there he will broadcast a short False Communique to Rebel forces, to divert there attention towards our contact in Brazil, who has assembled a small army to ambush the rebels. Once The Ex-SEAL makes contact with you, he will carry you on his back to the eastern coast, where there will be a submarine waiting.

Don't Worry Buddy We Didn't Forget Ya!!!

Mark

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