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07-01-2002, 06:50 PM
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Governor
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Holbrook, NewYork, USA
Posts: 1,799
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Best Pickup line ever!
This is quite possibly the best pickup line ever used! atleast the best one I ever used... : I censored some sensitive info
 highschulsux: did u hear about that great new invention? censored: no censored: lol highschulsux: they are calling it the telephone maybe you can use it some time highschulsux: 123-4567 (but you knew that already didnt ya?) censored: lol highschulsux: ;-) highschulsux: lol censored: i will call you tonight highschulsux: :-) highschulsux: yeah censored: when i can k? cuz im supposed to eat soon and then unpack highschulsux: when ever i dont think im doing anything 2nite what are yours...? |
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07-05-2002, 07:22 PM
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Mayor
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Douglas, Ma
Posts: 775
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I don't know..."Can I buy you a drink?" always worked well for me. No woman can make fun of you for that, at least!
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07-05-2002, 09:26 PM
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Citizen
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Clinton mo
Posts: 203
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Are those pants glass? reply, No why? Cause I can sure see myself in them.
 It will get ya slapped every time. |
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07-05-2002, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wichita, Kansas
Posts: 5,283
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I had a buddy that would automatically go for the BEST lookin woman in a bar everytime! And 9 times out of 10 he would end up goin home w/her and he had a great attitude but was no real looker by any means. His secret was that every guy always felt they werent good enough for her and she always was starved for affection! and his line was very simple and straight forward...."God you smell good" and once he said that, he would just keep the conversation goin and thats all she wrote!
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07-05-2002, 11:00 PM
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Governor
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Watertown,SD,USA
Posts: 1,502
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fishkid? did she ever call back?
personally i like the straight forward joey line"How you doin" |
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07-06-2002, 02:23 PM
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Evil Czar
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 1,001
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Okay here we go:
Me: Hey you got any Korean (insert appropriate ethnicity) in you? Girl: No... Me: You want some? Either they'll slap you or laugh and talk some more. Henry
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07-07-2002, 02:08 PM
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Council
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Seattle
Posts: 270
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"Hey baby, want to sign my cast? I got it by punching a inanimate object.."
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07-07-2002, 02:59 PM
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Governor
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Holbrook, NewYork, USA
Posts: 1,799
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If she didnt call me i wouldnt have put that as a good pickup line...
Mr9iron that one is awesome |
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07-08-2002, 02:46 AM
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Mayor
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Bremerton, WA; 98310
Posts: 952
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Your Legs tired?
No Why? You have been running through my mind all night Or the direct approach Would you like to practice having babies with me?
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