[Ninong]

OK, we all know by now that America had it coming to her when Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida terrorists crashed into the World Trade Center towers killing move than 3000 innocent people. We brought it on ourselves with the abortionists, feminists, gays & lesbians, people who oppose prayer in public schools, liberals, pagans and vegetarians. Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell told us so, remember? They knew it was coming all along but they didn't let us know until the day after it came down.

Well now, Pat Robertson has just explained another mystery that has been bugging me for more than 20 years now. Why the hell did the godless Soviet Army invade Afghanistan and overthrow their nice king? It was because the king ordered the destruction of the last Christian church in Afghanistan. And the very next day the Soviet Army swept into the country and overthrew the king. Simple, huh? Why didn't I think of that?

It's amazing what you can learn watching the 700 Club.

And just think, Pat Robertson was actually spending millions of dollars a few years back running for President of the United States. He should have been running for Ayatollah. Then he could have fixed things so that we wouldn't have those problems with God in the future. Kinda like how they handle it in Iran:

Hashem Aghajari, a prominent college professor, has just been sentenced to death. His crime: "In a June speech, Aghajari said clerics' teachings on Islam were considered sacred simply because they were part of history and that each new generation should be able to interpret the faith on its own."

Aghajari, detained in August, was found guilty of insulting the Prophet Muhammad and questioning the hard-line clergy's interpretation of Islam. He was informed of the guilty verdict and death sentence last week.

The court that issued the verdict in the western province of Hamedan said in a statement that the sentence was deserved. The head of the conservative judiciary, Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi, dismissed criticism of the verdict as "ignorant." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...302EST0581.DTL

[wgscott]

I thought this was going to be about Elvis.

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I personally blame Pat and his like for the trouble this country is in now

If it wasn't for his outlandish claims and demands in the name of his god, he wouldn't have offended Osama and they wouldn't have bombed the world trade center.

All that aside, sure would be a great world if we hadn't invented Gods huh???

[Joaco]

Originally posted by wgscott
I thought this was going to be about Elvis.

Ha! I swear I thought about the exact same thing!
ok ok. I admit I forgot to take the pill tonight ...


Joaco