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- 01-29-2003, 11:28 PM #1Mayor
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Joke:How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
- 01-30-2003, 07:17 AM #2Moderator
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Where does the French Ministry of Defense go when they can't get enough tanks locally?
Italy, the only other country that builds them with back-up lights.
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- 01-31-2003, 09:48 AM #3Mayor
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In your best french accent:
"Oh, please we'll do whatever you want, just don 't bomb our wine cellars!!!"
- 01-31-2003, 11:33 AM #4Moderator
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The French are lovers, not fighters. In your best American accent: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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- 01-31-2003, 06:25 PM #5Mayor
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here we go
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- 01-31-2003, 06:25 PM #6Mayor
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Why is it necessary for France to join the US against Iraq??
So after we're done kicking Saddam's @ss, the French can teach him how to properly surrender
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Also,
No one ever accused the French of being grateful.
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