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Joke:How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris? |
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Joke:How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris? |
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01-30-2003, 12:28 AM
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Joke:How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
Answer: No one knows, they have never tried!
 Yea yea it was a shot. But hey, if they don't like the joke they can cry to Saddam about it  The last man in France with any guts was meNapoleon |
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01-30-2003, 08:17 AM
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Where does the French Ministry of Defense go when they can't get enough tanks locally?
Italy, the only other country that builds them with back-up lights. 
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01-31-2003, 10:48 AM
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In your best french accent:
"Oh, please we'll do whatever you want, just don 't bomb our wine cellars!!!" |
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01-31-2003, 12:33 PM
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The French are lovers, not fighters. In your best American accent: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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01-31-2003, 07:25 PM
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here we go
Last edited by Caesar Augustus; 01-31-2003 at 07:29 PM. |
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01-31-2003, 07:25 PM
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Why is it necessary for France to join the US against Iraq??
So after we're done kicking Saddam's @ss, the French can teach him how to properly surrender |
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02-06-2003, 12:56 AM
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Also,
No one ever accused the French of being grateful. Regards, Scott
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