A Chill Breeze...

**Ninong** · 03-10-2003, 10:18 AM

If Rev. Ashcroft is unavailable, you might try Adm. John "Five Felonies" Poindexter, Director of TIA (Total Information Awareness). Such a nice name, like Homeland Security it has such an Orwellian ring to it, doncha think?

Looks like a lot of books will go unread, or at least not checked out, at a lot of libraries, especially in places like Santa Cruz where there has always been a keen interest in "house plants" and how to grow them in your basement under artificial lights.

wgscott · 03-10-2003, 11:35 AM

I'm still waiting for the police raid based on the "probable cause" of my $160 electric bill. Being one of the few within city limits to rack up this kind of electrical usage for legal purposes, this seems like a fair gambit. If I do get raided, I'll donate part of the procedes to the Santa Cruz public library, which hasn't purchased a new book since 1975.

03-10-2003, 10:18 AM	#1
Ninong Moderator Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Posts: 19,674	A Chill Breeze... If Rev. Ashcroft is unavailable, you might try Adm. John "Five Felonies" Poindexter, Director of TIA (Total Information Awareness). Such a nice name, like Homeland Security it has such an Orwellian ring to it, doncha think? Looks like a lot of books will go unread, or at least not checked out, at a lot of libraries, especially in places like Santa Cruz where there has always been a keen interest in "house plants" and how to grow them in your basement under artificial lights. __________________ Ninong

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03-10-2003, 11:35 AM	#2
wgscott Governor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: CA, USA Posts: 1,238	I'm still waiting for the police raid based on the "probable cause" of my $160 electric bill. Being one of the few within city limits to rack up this kind of electrical usage for legal purposes, this seems like a fair gambit. If I do get raided, I'll donate part of the procedes to the Santa Cruz public library, which hasn't purchased a new book since 1975.

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