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The head of the Iraqi Secret Service addressing a meeting of Saddam's lookalikes:
I have good news and bad news to report. First, the good news: The doctors report that Saddam is expected to make a full recovery from the injuries he sustained when the American infidels dropped the bomb on his bunker. Now, the bad news: The doctors had to amputate his left arm.
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Is this true?
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Probably not because I made it up, but if Fox News reads this board they will probably report it.
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It IS true that Saddam uses body doubles though. One of the major German mags, I think Der Spiegel, recently ran a piece on Saddam's doubles. They analyzed pictures in both electronic and print media since like 1989 I think, and digitized them, so they could look at them in minute detail.
Even good doubles can't get space from ear to ear or space between eyes correct. The German research showed that they believe he has not "really" appeared in public in almost 10 years and they think he has at least 2 and possibly 3 doubles. Pretty crazy... |
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Damn funny Ninong! What happens to the doubles if he dies
OOooooo Its a bad day to look like Saddam.Napoleon |
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If the real Saddam dies, No. 1 double gets promoted and automatically becomes No. 1 target.
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Quote:
You're funny dude,Ninong ![]()
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its the truth, it will take us years to kill all saddams.......
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